Croatian Tales of Long Ago - Zagar

I don’t know what happened inside, you’ll have to check that with Perun. But I know that Zagar pissed himself – yep, pissed, I couldn’t believe the gush of that particular golden shower either – when he smelled these two behind his back, emerging from the city. At that moment, only his fear was greater than his anger. He put on his angriest face, bared his teeth in the pair's faces as hard as he could, but I am not sure if he managed to hide that his legs were shaking. From the earthquake he caused, I fell from the tree I was perched on. To make matters worse, in the end, there were no divine reprimands. Neither for him nor for the two intruders. Hmmm… I wonder what trick those two ramblers did that Perun did not take them for a ride in his carriage and shook them out of it in the middle of the ride. I wondered how their screams would sound if they were to be thrown from the height of heavens. Instead, I wonder what the hell happened!