And wherever the path takes you, as long as it is a forest path, my talented, efficient and skilled babies will meet you, greet you and keep you company throughout your stay in any and every woods of the world and beyond. Yes, yes, my babies will show you hidden treasures, teach you how to approach the steepest gorges and descend into deepest pits. They will feed you with unexpected delicacies, food you were taught to avoid if you appreciated your sanity and your life. And much, much more. Whether you want it or not.
Take into account that it is better if you complied with their suggestions. Otherwise, you might remain in the forests with us for the rest of your human life. I mean, you might remain anyway. We like to keep around those we enjoy. And the ones who annoy us we keep after they die, too. Aaaand the ones that simply won’t do, we send to my daddy. But we usually end up taming those specimens together as he is great believer in passing the knowledge to younger generations, especially those eager to learn.
As you can see, we’ve got you covered. Do come.